Ahahahahah

Oh my goodness! Look at that thing! Is that even a real penis?

Now when you told me you were going to give me the ride of my life I didn't realise it would be in your vintage mini! Beetle bug!

Nasty looking thing that you even dare to call a penis?!?!?!

Gosh that thing is soooo nasty! It's so tiny I don't even know how you can call it a penis!

You know what it is? A pweenis! Cos its such a baby dick, even look like a punani! Or for baby dicks like that ponana!

Yukkk!

Your penis so small when you fuck a pussy it be like taking a Grand Canyon tour in a helicopter. It gets hot, it gets humid!

But you never once touch the side!

Ahahahahahah!

LOSER